Trump begs,'Let Me Out of Oil'

BREAKING: PATHETIC! Trump begs the world to help bail him out of his Iran quagmire less than a week after declaring that he doesn’t need help because he had “already won!” In response to Trump’s illegal and unprovoked war on Iran, the Iranians have quite reasonably closed off the Strait of Hormuz, like they said they would if they were attacked, to international shipping. This has brought the world’s fossil fuel transportation to a grinding halt, sending gas prices skyrocketing and creating a completely predictable disaster for Trump. Trump has now been forced to beg the international community to send ships to help keep the Strait open so that gas can be brought in for all his fans who drive overcompensating F-150 trucks. “Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are.” “Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP! It’s a mark of how badly this war is going for Trump that he has to say this, because just SIX days ago, he declared that “We don't need people to join wars after we've already won!" Far from having “won” already, this war is rapidly developing into a Vietnam-level disaster – except this time, there was absolutely no reason to do this, and Trump has created a personal hell of his own making.